Mixology Monday - Brandy!
I had so many bad jokes about brandy that I wanted to make, mostly dirty ones, that I didn't want to make - but I do have one joke I will make later, not about brandy, despite the advice of my emergency back-up lawyer Marshall aka
tmfiii.
But that'll come later. It's Mixology Monday time!

Brandy, brandy, brandy. Brandy really wasn't a spirit I thought much about until just recently when I've started becoming enraptured of its possibilities. It's such a wide variety of stuff, too: from just "brandy" to cognac and armagnac to Calvados to applejack to pisco. I'd hoped to get some brandy de jerez - my parents had some when I was down in Richmond for Thanksgiving and I found it very pleasant - but I haven't been able to find any in VA ABC stores in my area.
Oh well.
The first thing I needed to do was look over my brandy selection.

From left to right: E&J VSOP brandy, Captain Apple Jack, Laird's Applejack, Arrow Coffee Flavored Brandy, Hennessy XO, Macchu Pisco, Clear Creek Apple Brandy, Castarede XO armagnac, Busnel Calvados, Remy Martin VSOP cognac.
The coffee flavored brandy is kind of funny. I read an article about it that was also discussing alcoholism in Maine. A common drink is, apparently, coffee flavored brandy plus milk. One wag interviewed in a bar called the drink "fat ass in a glass", referring to the weight that women (the more common of the drinkers of that particular concoction) put on when drinking too much of it. Said interviewee, if I remember correctly, had a drink dumped on him by a woman drinking one of those.
The Clear Creek apple brandy is good stuff. I got it from Schneider's on Capitol Hill, where you can't buy individual minis so I had to buy a bunch of them. I really need to get a full sized bottle of it.
I've also been wanting to get a different kind of calvados for comparison purposes and buy a second bottle of that armagnac. You can see a bit of the flowery cap on it; when I bought it, unfortunately, the cork was gray and disgusting, and had actually separated from the cap itself. The armagnac appeared (and tastes) fine, so I just used one of my future sister-in-law's wine stoppers.
So I had lots of choices. I thumbed through some books - Vintage Spirits & Forgotten Cocktails had a few I found interesting, but I decided to stick with a recipe or two (actually three) from The Joy of Mixology. To make it up to Dr. Cocktail, two of the drinks I picked out were by him, and the third was by David Wondrich, author of Imbibe!.
First, though, I'd cleared out my fridge of my old fruit juice and so went back to laboriously squeezing a bunch of lemons and limes for fresh juice. This isn't the most fun task in the world, and coupling it with my broken thumb on my dominant hand meant I was literally the embodiment of masculinity and virility while doing it.

Damn, I really gotta get the doctor to sign off on letting me work out.
If you're curious, the beer next to me is Dogfish Head Shelter Pale Ale, and the shirt is one that Lusk got me from Miche Tavern down in Charlottesville - which I, incidentally, never visited in my ten years in C'ville and however many gazillion trips up the mountain right past it.
Alrighty then - what's first up? Why, it's a CEO Cocktail, which Gary Regan adapted from Ted Haigh (aka Dr. Cocktail).
CEO Cocktail
2 ounces brandy
1/2 ounce Chambord or creme de cassis
1 ounce Lillet Blonde
2 dashes orange bitters
1 lemon twist, for garnish

I went with the E&J - which I'd originally primarily bought for the purposes of marinating cherries - as well as creme de cassis, since while we do have Chambord, it is literally the only bottle in the house I didn't buy. Also, I have a rule: if making a recipe from Gary Regan, you use Gary Regan's bitters if possible.
Marshall caught me mixing:

EXCITING!
SHAKE AND STRAIN into a chilled cocktail glass. Add the garnish.
Because, you know, Dr. Cocktail shakes ALL his drinks.

I'm focused. Also - I need to work on that chin. Yikes. And my gut. DAMMIT.

I tried to do the twist myself but with the brace and a right-handed channel knife it just made a mess.
It ended up being just "ok" but at first the creme de cassis was just too much. Perhaps Chambord wouldn't be so overpowering, or I needed a stronger brandy.
tmfiii sez: I remember that the first one tasted "off" because of the prevelance of the cassis.
While I sat back to enjoy my cocktail, Marshall got to work on his East India cocktail. Of course, he'll post about that one, and he has my notes on it.
Next was the cocktail by David Wondrich: the Gotham Cocktail, which according to Regan he created in 2001 for the debut issue of Gotham magazine. I've never read it - but, then again, I've only been to NYC once. This one seemed similar to the CEO and so I was interested in how they'd compare.

Gotham Cocktail
2 ounces cognac
1 ounce Noilly Prat dry vermouth
1/2 ounce creme de cassis
2 dashes fresh lemon juice
1 lemon twist, for garnish
STIR vigorously with cracked ice. STRAIN into a chilled cocktail glass and garnish with the lemon twist.
I tried to crack some ice, really I did!

I think I have really hard water.
Get it?
Hard water?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Okay, okay, maybe Marshall was right and I shouldn't have bothered with that joke. BUT I DO NOT CARE! PUNS == FUNS!
Anyways, back to the drink:

I let Marshall do the twist.
I really liked this one; compared to the previous drink i was incredibly balanced. I do wonder about trying it with different ingredients. For instance, using the armagnac instead of cognac. Whenever I read any recipe that specifies a brand while making it I also wonder what other brands they prefer. Obviously, this one calls specifically for Noilly Prat dry vermouth, which is the only kind I own (I don't count the Lillet obviously). But what kind of cognac? What about creme de cassis? I have a feeling I'm using pretty cheap cassis, so I wonder how a better bottle of it would change the drink - would the cassis become more or less pronounced? What if I used Chambord? Maybe this is a better discussion for another MxMo...
tmfiii sez: The second was sweeter and the cassis highlighted the other flavors without overpowering them.
I promised y'all three, and I still owe y'all one more from Dr. Cocktail over the residual guilt from not using any from his book (and also from realizing I didn't tag it with his name specifically in my
runoknows blog on it). If you haven't figured it out by now, I go around with a lot of guilt usually.
Haymaker Special
2 ounces calvados
1/2 ounce Dubonnet Rouge
1/2 ounce triple sec
1/2 ounce grapefruit juice
1 lime spiral, for garnish

I decided on this one for a number of reasons: I like calvados a lot, it seems. I've wanted to make more drinks with Dubonnet in it. Also, I've had that grapefruit juice for a while and wanted to use it.
Works for me, eh?
Again, Marshall made the spiral lime thingie.

SHAKE AND STRAIN into a chilled cocktail glass. Add the garnish.
I also really enjoyed this one a lot, too. Again, it was very balanced, though you could still taste the calvados past everything else. This is the kind of drink that now that I'm writing this I'm thinking "Why am I not drinking another one right now?"
And the answer to that, ladies and gentlemen, is easy: laziness.
tmfiii sez: I'm not even sure I tasted that one.
runoknows sez: yeah 'cause we talked about the taste of calvados in it :-)
tmfiii sez: well then . . .
tmfiii sez: still don't remember :-)
So much for that experiment!
It was an interesting experience through three different forms of brandy. If I get myself really worked up tonight (therefore: doubtful) maybe I'll make myself a "fat ass in a glass" and report back on it. Don't know how good it'd be on top of that beer I'm drinking right now, though...
But that'll come later. It's Mixology Monday time!
Brandy, brandy, brandy. Brandy really wasn't a spirit I thought much about until just recently when I've started becoming enraptured of its possibilities. It's such a wide variety of stuff, too: from just "brandy" to cognac and armagnac to Calvados to applejack to pisco. I'd hoped to get some brandy de jerez - my parents had some when I was down in Richmond for Thanksgiving and I found it very pleasant - but I haven't been able to find any in VA ABC stores in my area.
Oh well.
The first thing I needed to do was look over my brandy selection.
From left to right: E&J VSOP brandy, Captain Apple Jack, Laird's Applejack, Arrow Coffee Flavored Brandy, Hennessy XO, Macchu Pisco, Clear Creek Apple Brandy, Castarede XO armagnac, Busnel Calvados, Remy Martin VSOP cognac.
The coffee flavored brandy is kind of funny. I read an article about it that was also discussing alcoholism in Maine. A common drink is, apparently, coffee flavored brandy plus milk. One wag interviewed in a bar called the drink "fat ass in a glass", referring to the weight that women (the more common of the drinkers of that particular concoction) put on when drinking too much of it. Said interviewee, if I remember correctly, had a drink dumped on him by a woman drinking one of those.
The Clear Creek apple brandy is good stuff. I got it from Schneider's on Capitol Hill, where you can't buy individual minis so I had to buy a bunch of them. I really need to get a full sized bottle of it.
I've also been wanting to get a different kind of calvados for comparison purposes and buy a second bottle of that armagnac. You can see a bit of the flowery cap on it; when I bought it, unfortunately, the cork was gray and disgusting, and had actually separated from the cap itself. The armagnac appeared (and tastes) fine, so I just used one of my future sister-in-law's wine stoppers.
So I had lots of choices. I thumbed through some books - Vintage Spirits & Forgotten Cocktails had a few I found interesting, but I decided to stick with a recipe or two (actually three) from The Joy of Mixology. To make it up to Dr. Cocktail, two of the drinks I picked out were by him, and the third was by David Wondrich, author of Imbibe!.
First, though, I'd cleared out my fridge of my old fruit juice and so went back to laboriously squeezing a bunch of lemons and limes for fresh juice. This isn't the most fun task in the world, and coupling it with my broken thumb on my dominant hand meant I was literally the embodiment of masculinity and virility while doing it.
Damn, I really gotta get the doctor to sign off on letting me work out.
If you're curious, the beer next to me is Dogfish Head Shelter Pale Ale, and the shirt is one that Lusk got me from Miche Tavern down in Charlottesville - which I, incidentally, never visited in my ten years in C'ville and however many gazillion trips up the mountain right past it.
Alrighty then - what's first up? Why, it's a CEO Cocktail, which Gary Regan adapted from Ted Haigh (aka Dr. Cocktail).
CEO Cocktail
2 ounces brandy
1/2 ounce Chambord or creme de cassis
1 ounce Lillet Blonde
2 dashes orange bitters
1 lemon twist, for garnish
I went with the E&J - which I'd originally primarily bought for the purposes of marinating cherries - as well as creme de cassis, since while we do have Chambord, it is literally the only bottle in the house I didn't buy. Also, I have a rule: if making a recipe from Gary Regan, you use Gary Regan's bitters if possible.
Marshall caught me mixing:
EXCITING!
SHAKE AND STRAIN into a chilled cocktail glass. Add the garnish.
Because, you know, Dr. Cocktail shakes ALL his drinks.
I'm focused. Also - I need to work on that chin. Yikes. And my gut. DAMMIT.
I tried to do the twist myself but with the brace and a right-handed channel knife it just made a mess.
It ended up being just "ok" but at first the creme de cassis was just too much. Perhaps Chambord wouldn't be so overpowering, or I needed a stronger brandy.
While I sat back to enjoy my cocktail, Marshall got to work on his East India cocktail. Of course, he'll post about that one, and he has my notes on it.
Next was the cocktail by David Wondrich: the Gotham Cocktail, which according to Regan he created in 2001 for the debut issue of Gotham magazine. I've never read it - but, then again, I've only been to NYC once. This one seemed similar to the CEO and so I was interested in how they'd compare.
Gotham Cocktail
2 ounces cognac
1 ounce Noilly Prat dry vermouth
1/2 ounce creme de cassis
2 dashes fresh lemon juice
1 lemon twist, for garnish
STIR vigorously with cracked ice. STRAIN into a chilled cocktail glass and garnish with the lemon twist.
I tried to crack some ice, really I did!
I think I have really hard water.
Get it?
Hard water?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Okay, okay, maybe Marshall was right and I shouldn't have bothered with that joke. BUT I DO NOT CARE! PUNS == FUNS!
Anyways, back to the drink:
I let Marshall do the twist.
I really liked this one; compared to the previous drink i was incredibly balanced. I do wonder about trying it with different ingredients. For instance, using the armagnac instead of cognac. Whenever I read any recipe that specifies a brand while making it I also wonder what other brands they prefer. Obviously, this one calls specifically for Noilly Prat dry vermouth, which is the only kind I own (I don't count the Lillet obviously). But what kind of cognac? What about creme de cassis? I have a feeling I'm using pretty cheap cassis, so I wonder how a better bottle of it would change the drink - would the cassis become more or less pronounced? What if I used Chambord? Maybe this is a better discussion for another MxMo...
I promised y'all three, and I still owe y'all one more from Dr. Cocktail over the residual guilt from not using any from his book (and also from realizing I didn't tag it with his name specifically in my
Haymaker Special
2 ounces calvados
1/2 ounce Dubonnet Rouge
1/2 ounce triple sec
1/2 ounce grapefruit juice
1 lime spiral, for garnish
I decided on this one for a number of reasons: I like calvados a lot, it seems. I've wanted to make more drinks with Dubonnet in it. Also, I've had that grapefruit juice for a while and wanted to use it.
Works for me, eh?
Again, Marshall made the spiral lime thingie.
SHAKE AND STRAIN into a chilled cocktail glass. Add the garnish.
I also really enjoyed this one a lot, too. Again, it was very balanced, though you could still taste the calvados past everything else. This is the kind of drink that now that I'm writing this I'm thinking "Why am I not drinking another one right now?"
And the answer to that, ladies and gentlemen, is easy: laziness.
So much for that experiment!
It was an interesting experience through three different forms of brandy. If I get myself really worked up tonight (therefore: doubtful) maybe I'll make myself a "fat ass in a glass" and report back on it. Don't know how good it'd be on top of that beer I'm drinking right now, though...